Hey there, and welcome to our FAQ's page, where we'll be trying to solve the world's more simpler problems as they pertain to our...um..."unique" world!
(We'll field your questions at our Contact page.) Let's get started.
Alphabetized Topical Index
Affiliations_Q15
Color tees_Q6
Commissions/requests/suggestions_Q4
Contact phone number_Q10
Corporate contributions_Q8
Dimensions of prints_Q16
Donations_Q7
Gay-marriage_Q2
Hours of operation_Q11
Long-sleeve_Q5
New designs_Q13
Print placement:front/back/sleeve_Q3
Product pictures_Q12
Return policy_Q9
Skin tones:white/brown/black_Q14
FAQ's
Q1: (From no one in particular, at anywhere) "Hey guys, why don't you have any questions listed on your FAQ's page?"
A: Great question! Well, the simple answer is, "No one's asked us anything", so get in here and start zinging us, Quislings! (But be warned, we're not the brightest bulbs in the candelabra!)
Q2: Since you guys are a Bible-based company, where do you stand on the gay-marriage issue, now that it's legal in all 50 states?
A: A little heavier than what we were expecting, but well-timed.
Our response to the Public Square is, we sell products, we do not provide a service (as in wedding photography or cakes, catering or serving pizza) so as far as we are concerned, when you purchase any of our products they become your property. We're obligated to ship them to you, whether you're a saint, or just in need of restocking your shop rags, or you're the town crank who chooses to pile them up, light them on fire and dance a jig. That's entirely up to you, the Purchasee; and we thank you for the business!
As for where we stand, Corporately, on the issue we reference Malachi 2:16 where the LORD says, “The man who hates and divorces his wife does violence to the one he should be protecting. So be on your guard, and do not be unfaithful". The divorce rate in and outside of God's family is upwards of 50% now (which is pretty disappointing), and yet divorcees aren't rounded up and imprisoned or persecuted. Perhaps, that's a cue for how we should act on this and other areas of disagreement, for there are plenty of such issues and still room for common ground in the pursuit of life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness?
Q3: Do your shirts come with a back or sleeve imprint or are they front-only?
A: Front-only. Though that could change if we ever came up with the appropriate design?
Q4: Do you accept requests or suggestions for design ideas?
A: We have no way of compensating folks, so we are not set-up to accept outside ideas. We will be paying close attention to your comments on our Blogs both here at the store and on Facebook, and reading your emails from our Contact page, so if we see a groundswell for something, we may add it into the mix?
Q5: Do your tees come in long-sleeve?
A: So far, all our designs are printed on short-sleeve t-shirts only. Right now that's our only option, but again, if enough people wanted long-sleeves, we would look into adding them to our product line, for sure.
Q6: Do you offer different colors of t-shirts with your designs on them?
A: Nope. Our product line and store concept are pretty specifically tailored to the "least of" concept, which applies to cost, as well. White tees are cheaper. We have a few ideas for later that would add some colored tees into the line, but our theme is overall white t-shirts only.
Q7: Can I donate to you directly for the Salvation Army?
A: We only donate corporately through your purchases and are not equipped to accept donations. However, you can go to https://donate.salvationarmyusa.org or, to talk to a live operator and make a donation over the phone, you can call: 1-800-SAL-ARMY (725-2769)
Q8: Do you contribute to other organizations or charities?
A: Not corporately. Only our home-town, Chattanooga TN/USA Salvation Army.
Q9: What is your RETURN policy?
A: So, maybe you ate to much at the party last week (and the week before that, wow you're blowing through the buffet, lately aren't you? Watch the cholesterol. And your salt intake.)? Or you've been working out and now you need a slimmer fit (lookin' good, btw.)? Or your uppity friends think your taste in clothing isn't up to their standards (pfff, what do they know, be YOU, we say!)? Whatever, if you aren't happy with your purchase, send it back! We'll either switch it for your preference in replacement or refund your purchase price with shipping cost. Hassle-free. And although we'd appreciate an explanation to help us better tweak our quality-control, it's not expected. We believe customer satisfaction isn't optional and if you're happy, you'll spread the word! (And if you're unhappy...well, let's try to avoid that, 'kay?)
Q10: I can't find any phone number in your Contact info?
A: Currently, we don't have a Corporate number (we're still a baby company), but we'll update our info when we can. We completely understand your desire to interact with a voice on the other end who's breathing and informed! That's why for the time-being we try to respond to your emails and posts quickly.
Q11: What are your days and hours of operation?
A: We don't keep hours, necessarily. We take care of your orders as they come in with "all hands on deck" as needed. We do take Saturdays off, not knocking against celebrating Jesus' resurrection on the first of the week, but following His example of resting and fellowship at the end of six workdays. Hey, we don't particularly care when you relax and worship but we do recommend you take one in every seven days off somewhere to do it in. Jesus did it to remind us we weren't designed to go and go and go and (y'know).
Q12: I don't see any actual photos of your products. How come?
A: You sly one, you. Okay, we're busted. Bottom-line is...well, our bottom-line! We've started out with quite a few design variations and that get's 'spensive to print when you total up all the multiple, yet slight different graphics. And there's more coming down the pipeline! Our long-term plan is to build up our stock so we won't need to remain a "print-on-demand" company and we'll then be able to provide pictures. Heck, we may be able to afford models to pose in them, by then?
Q13: You just mentioned "more" designs. How often should I check back in to see them?
A: Every month we'll be adding a new design. Some of them will be standalones and others will build-out our existing "categories" (which we don't have yet, because there's only one per, right now. But we promise, they're coming!) like the Bible heroes, Outdoors, Holidays, Dance, etc. And oh, the fun we're having in the Design Department (hmm, that might make a good tee?)!
Q14: I noticed you only offer white, brown and black for your characters. Will there be any other shades?
A: Mmm, sorta, but not really. We've tried to offer up a little something for everyone, but again, our overall concept is the "least" design, cost, effort (hey, we're not lazy, but we don't mind clocking out early whenever we can, either. Golf, Netflix, naps...zzzzz...WHAT!? Sorry. Where were we? Oh, right.). So, unless you're invisible or green like MRRRr & MRRSz, you're kinda stuck. (BUT you can get our designs in white and pretend they're no-fill, buy some fabric markers at a crafts store and SHAZAM! you're any hue you choose! Very Dr. Seuss.)
Q15: Okay, your logo has a Bible-verse and you blog about church stuff, so are you related to any particular denomination or organization?
A: Nope. We're accountable to the Word of God and we strive to follow His Spirit's lead in all things big and small (“Anybody trusted with very little can also be trusted with much more, and someone who is dishonest with what seems insignificant will also be a liability when handed more. So if you have not been trustworthy in handling small treasures or tasks, who can trust you to invest in or grow their wealth? And if you have not been trustworthy with someone else’s property, who will reward you with anything of your own to care for!?"-Jesus quoted in Luke 16:10-12). We strive to walk in step with our Savior daily ("You can trust Me when I tell you that I have no desire to do anything on My own; but My joy comes from doing whatever I see My Heavenly Daddy doing, because whatever He does, I want to be with Him and doing it too! Right here. Right now."-Jesus quoted in John 5:19) and to please God Almighty who has forgiven us of all our junk and made a way through His Son to be at Home in His presence by adopting us ("Faith is confidence in what we hope for and the assurance about what we do not yet see...Without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to Him must believe that He exists and that He rewards those who earnestly seek Him!"-the letter to the congregation of Hebrews, 11:1 & 6). We're not even officially linked to the Salvation Army, which is why we don't show their logo throughout our properties or information.
Q16: You mentioned not having actual photos of your products yet. What size are your designs on the tees I order?
A: Our "THE LEAST OF THESE"/LOGO graphic measures 14 inches by 14 inches and all of our other designs are based off of it. (Sharp question!)